Media mogul Oprah Winfrey refuses to have VP candidate Sarah Palin on her show until after the election. "At the beginning of this presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates," Oprah said in a statement. "I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show." Oprah's just terrified that Palin would be great on her show and sway some of her minions away from voting for Barack Obama in spite of the orders beamed into their implants. Whatever. It's her show. I wouldn't watch it if I was paid with a dumptruck of Keebler Coconut Chips Deluxe.
