Monday, September 15, 2008
Sarah Palin's Worst Nightmare
Lindsay Lohan has joined the ranks of angry lesbians, lashing out at VP candidate Sarah Palin and calling her a homophobe. Of course Lindsay continues denying that she herself has moved over to the carpet munching side of town. She's sticking up for her friends is all. Sarah's willing to tolerate a daughter getting knocked-up out of wedlock, but what hellfire would ensue if little Bristol or Willow or Chrysanthemum came back with a Sam Ronson on their arm? They'd probably be disowned if not shot and fed to animals.