Kevin Federline is getting fatter, while at the same time, his cranium appears to be shrinking. Soon he will be just this huge mass of torso and limbs with a tiny pimple-head and a little voice saying, "I said I wanted curly fries with that bitch! Am I talking to myself here?" Of course the tiny-head thing could just be an optical illusion related to his giant gut-hiding pup-tent t-shirt.