Cindy Crawford does herself up as
Amy Winehouse. Okay, first of all, Cindy is what, 50? And she looks at least 10 years younger than the real Wino. Second...sorry, but Wino is too obvious. If you're going to do Wino you have to put a twist on it. You have to do Wino dressed as Jesus or Wino dressed as
Sarah Palin. Trannies who dress as Wino can just do Wino cause the twist is already inherent - they're trannies dressed as Wino. Sorry Cindy but you fail.