Jennifer Aniston is a full-on OCD case according to her friends. The sell-outs told National Enquirer that Jen carries hand-sanitizer in her purse so she can wipe down all surfaces that might've been touched by slimy, germy peasants before she'll allow her own delicate skin to make contact with them. She also refuses to touch other people and often panics if someone tries to shake her hand. Oh okay...now it becomes clear. Why men can't stomach the bitch. "No, I will not subject my penis to a laboratory test before I stick it in you." People are dirty sweetie - even you. Get used to it.
