Barack and Michelle Obama were staying at the Waldorf-Astoria in New York. Michelle got hungry at 4 pm and had room service send her a little snack: lobster hors d'oeuvres, two whole steamed lobsters, Iranian caviar and champagne. Then they smeared the caviar all over each other and got crazy and afterward they swilled champagne and lit cigars with fifties. Then they watched video of Barack's speeches and laughed their asses off at all the dumb-ass white people swallowing his jive. You know they're both Islamic militants right?
