Shocking revelation: Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage was a nightmare of clashing egos and verbal abuse. Friends of the couple claim Madonna enjoyed taunting Ritchie, saying, "'I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual.' Their fights would often get heated. A few times Madonna slapped him or poked him." Ritchie, no shrinking violet, would shoot back. "Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing," a source says. Us Weekly claims Guy has wasted no time in getting back on his feet - he's currently fucking Kelly Reilly, an actress on his new Sherlock Holmes film. "Is that what a vagina is supposed to look like? My God, I'd forgotten."
