Oh man - Shia LaBeouf is not happy to be having his picture taken with his mom. He wants to run away and hide so bad. What's the matter Shia? She looks like everyone else's mom to me. Maybe a little more hippieish but so what? Oh, you're afraid she's going to hurt the little tough guy image you think you've cultivated. Sorry sweetie, but no one believes it. Picking fights with Walgreens security guards, calling your white friends "dawg" and "nigga" and getting popped for DUI don't make you seem bad-ass. You're just a pathetic confused kid aren't you Shia? Sorry. Life sucks. Guess you'll have to console yourself by spending some of your millions on drugs and hookers and tats. Fucking little twat.
