Beyonce has a new record coming out called "I Am...Sasha Fierce." This is apparently more than just an album-title to the singer - she actually thinks she is Sasha Fierce, at least part of the time. "Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage," explains Beyonce. "I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am." Jesus Christ Beyonce, isn't one of you bad enough? Sasha Fierce. Yeah that's not the least bit cheesy. This is the kind of shit that happens when people become huge and everyone around them is afraid to tell them how stupid and lame their ideas are. Sorry Beyonce, but you aren't Sasha Fierce. You're Beyonce. A bald, untalented chick who got far in life because men are obsessed with booty and because there was an opening in the entertainment industry for a black broad who wasn't too black. You're what men see in Mariah Carey after several cocktails, basically. Except Mariah can actually sing some. And she's even sillier than you...but you're doing your best to catch up aren't you?
