Lindsay Lohan is edging inexorably back toward dick. According to the Mirror, the "lesbian" actress recently got Gossip Girl male hottie Chace Crawford's number and has been calling and texting him up to four times a day ever since. Vagina be damned! Except for her own of course. Funny thing is, Chace wants no part of Lohan and her renewed interest in the male member. Possibly because he himself is in love with dick, especially Ed Westwick's. Fuck - it's like a sexual orientation merry-go-round. My head's spinning.
