Kabbalah leader Rabbi Berg is urging Madonna to settle her divorce from Guy Ritchie as quickly and painlessly as possible, so as to minimize damage to the fake religion's image. "Rabbi Berg's ultimate hope would be a reconciliation," a source said. "But that seems rather a distant hope so at best he would like to put an end to the public raking over of their marriage."
But Rabbi Berg, honey - for Madonna to heed your request, she would have to understand the concept of putting others before herself. And this idea does not exist in her world. Madonna's big huge ego demands that she turn the divorce into as horrific a public spectacle as possible, regardless of the collateral damage others in her circle might face. You might as well just hunker down and wait out the storm. Or I suppose you could just kick the bitch out of your religion. Yeah, I know - the fund-raising hit. You couldn't take it. Well, you know what they say about deals with the devil...
