A Hollywood madame has confirmed what most of us always suspected - Will Smith is a flaming queer. The story comes from some site called IanUnderCover. The writer's source tells of the first time she met Smith, who was looking for a little dick:
I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.
I probably wouldn't be surprised but that's cause I'm jaded. IanUnderCover guy goes on to speculate that Smith's ill-concealed interest in Scientology stems from that religion's claims that it can "cure" homosexuality. Oh yeah. They've done a great job knocking the queer out of Tom Cruise and John Travolta. Just look at those flamers. Fucking closeted freaks. Just get over it already. Embrace your true nature. Dick rules.
