Friday, October 17, 2008

A Boy's Best Friend Is His Mother


Guy Ritchie
's mama Lady Amber Leighton isn't having any of that crap Madonna has been slinging at her boy in the wake of their break-up. Two days after Madonna called Guy an emotional retard at one of her shows, Lady Amber shot back, "[Madonna] can never resist having a pop, even now when it's not the most appropriate time. Imagine living with that snarky attitude the whole time."

Lady Amber may support her son but she doesn't feel any pity for him. "Guy chose to take this route, he knew what he was doing when he married her and got involved with that end of the market," she said. "He knew when he got into this relationship it was the price he would have to pay."

That end of the market? Did she just slam Madonna for being a low-rent slag? Oh you have to love the British. It always boils down to class finally doesn't it? Madonna can have all the money she wants and move to London and affect an accent but to people like Lady Amber Leighton she'll always be some little piece of garbage from Detroit who should be shining silver and saying "Yes, mum. No, mum." I'm sure Madonna could just feel the contempt too. There's nothing like a dose of pure British snobbery to put you in your place.