Lindsay Lohan skipped her grandfather's funeral because she didn't want to confront her evil father Michael who's been saying terrible shit about her and her girlfriend Sam Ronson to the media. Fair enough. But now it turns out that Ali also didn't attend the funeral, except her reason was not nearly so legit. Ali, according to Crazy Days and Nights guy, skipped the solemn ceremony because she couldn't get her hair extensions right and was embarrassed to be seen anywhere with her normal ratty hair.
I don't know about you, but if I'd tried pulling that shit when I was a kid, I'd have gotten slapped around and then dragged to the funeral and then slapped around some more when we got home. Dina probably just stood there puffing on a cigarette thinking about her next Botox appointment. Marvelous parenting.
