The Olsen Twins entered a bookstore for the first time in their lives yesterday and signed copies of their new big dumb scam book Influence. Sorry but I prefer my toilet paper white and cottony - I have a sensitive bottom, you know.
Of course, wherever the Olsens go, PETA follows. They were outside the bookstore protesting in Mary-Kate and Ashley masks. Sadly, no terrorists set off any nuclear bombs in the vicinity. If you want to protest something troublemaking freaks, why not protest all the poor trees that had to die so the Olsens could have their little vanity project.
