Michael Lohan is no longer mad at Sam Ronson for leading Lindsay down the road to Carpetmuncherville. "I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha," Michael said at a recent book party. "I'm a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone." Oh okay...being a Christian means you don't pass judgment on anyone. Might wanna fill Sarah Palin in on that little point. And by the way, we know you still hate Sam and think she's evil and that Lindsay is going to go to hell for muff-diving. But you needed the money.
