Hulk Hogan says his ex-con son Nick learned his lesson in jail and won't be a bad boy anymore. "He was on a roll," quoth the Hulkster. "He was a young professional driver. He had the show going, and it all got real busy, and then when he went to jail, he got stripped of everything.
"He got stripped of clothes, of watches, he got stripped of his identity, and he found out what's important in life. He knows what's real, and what's not real.
"And before he went in there, he was accountable, and he was responsible. And I think that's what he found out in jail, the most important thing. He understands what is real life. You know, it's about helping people, being positive, moving forward.
"He was a good kid before, he's a great kid now. He's not the same man he was when he went in there."
He was accountable and responsible before he went in but just didn't know it? He didn't know what was real before he went to jail but now he does? Is it me or did Hulk just admit to being a terrible father? "I didn't teach the little bastard one damn useful thing - except where his sister's G-spot is." Dear Hulkster: When you have a kid, it's sort of your job to guide them and teach them and make them figure out what's important in life. They shouldn't have to kill someone's brain and go to jail in order to get there. Christ, you are one stupid, inbred fuck Hulk. Of course we all know your blather has a purpose - you're setting up the new Nick Hogan reality show whose premise will be, "Nick is a new man." It's all just marketing isn't it Hulk? Yeah...you know what's real and important. I can tell by the way you're always referring to yourself in the third person...by your stage-name.