I thought Tom Cruise was trying to turn Katie Holmes into a perfect Stepford Wife - but no, I see now that the truth is even creepier. Tom is actually trying to turn Katie into a carbon-copy of himself! Soon he will complete the transformation by shrinking her several inches and having a tiny penis grafted onto her. Poor Suri - soon she'll have two daddies and no mommies. You thought she was confused and angry before.
