Friday, January 2, 2009
Fat Girl Off The Hook
Nikki Blonsky and some of those other fuckers who got in that airport fight in Bermuda or wherever the piss it was have been cleared of wrongdoing and may now resume their slow descent into trailer trash hell. The only one still facing charges is Nikki's dad who may yet get five years in the slammer for going upside the head of some ugly model bitch's mom (or maybe it was someone else - the details escape me now, okay?). The lesson here is, if you're going to get in some kind of crazy-ass scrum in an airport, don't do it in some shitty Caribbean country where no one knows you were in some crap John Travolta movie, or you may wind up having to wait several months before being let off (unlike America where your fame earns you immediate exoneration). Oh, and lay off the homemade drugs - that shit will fuck your brain up.
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