Thursday, January 15, 2009

How Does He Breathe?


Michael Jackson
no longer needs to breathe in order to live. As long as he gets his daily allowance of child-spunk, he's good to go. I don't know about you, but if that dude touched any pictures of mine with those disgusting, pasty, dried-up hands of his, I would immediately burn the shit. Those hands are scarier than anything on him.