Wednesday, January 14, 2009

This Is What Happens When Your Movie Flops


Seven Pounds
was a flop in America so now Will Smith has to work extra-hard to sucker foreigners into seeing the thing. This includes submitting to humiliating bits on European talk shows. What's he doing here, his worst Bill Cosby impression? "I'm a goldfish and I got the pudding-pops and somebody shot my son and now I'm bitter at all black people and Robert Culp can go fuck himself." Will should stick to movies that involve kicking the asses of aliens.