Remember when it was the first day of school and your mom would take a picture of you in your new school clothes and get all emotional and you thought she was an asshole and you were embarrassed to share her genes? Well, the
Gosselin kids get that, except it's a shitload of paparazzi. The paps are all yelling, "You look so cuuuuuuuute." And you wish you had a flamethrower just then.