Monday, August 17, 2009

Hook Her Up To A Lie Detector Next Time

Hailey Glassman says that, despite how things look, she is not only after Jon Gosselin because he is famous for being the dorky husband of that wretched woman who screams at her kids and has roadkill on her head.

"I'm not some fame whore," Glassman told E! Online. "Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back!"

Glassman also insists that Jon and Kate have "moved on" and it's only the viewers who can't get over shit. Really? That's why they had a huge shouting match that ended with Kate calling the cops, then running off in tears to get loaded on the contents of a Days Inn mini-bar?

I don't think Hailey knows what's going on. I don't think Hailey has enough brain cells left to formulate coherent thoughts. That's okay because neither does Jon.