Lindsay Lohan went to a deli in New York (don't know why since we know she doesn't eat). She had one of her little absent-minded moments and left without her cell phone. She returned to retrieve the phone but the guy wouldn't give it to her unless she proved it was hers. Lindsay, true to her nature, flipped out. And called the police.
Cops say the situation had already been resolved by the time they got there. The deli worker claims he didn't know who Lindsay was.
Of course the deli guy is lying. Everyone knows who Lindsay is. Lindsay is America's coked-up sweetheart.
The next time I lose something in a public place, I am going to call the police to come help me. We'll see how that works out.
