Former Wham singer George Michael is in trouble after getting hammered and crashing his Land Rover into a truck.Michael's vehicle was reportedly "mangled" in the accident, which happened around 1 in the morning on Friday in London. "Michael seemed completely disoriented, like he had no idea what was going on," said the other driver. "He looked totally dazed and even tried to climb into the cab of my [truck]."
You should've let him climb in bro - free blow-jobs at 1 a.m. are great, especially when you're already jacked up on adrenaline from a head-on collision with a celebrity Land Rover.
Needless to say, Michael was arrested after the incident. He will however soon be released to continue his terror campaign against UK motorists.
