Pat Robertson is recovering after undergoing a 10 hour procedure to repair an atrial fibrillation. The experimental surgery, called a convergent procedure, involved using radio waves to generate heat for cauterizing the upper part of the heart muscle, relieving the fibrillation. The surgery is seen as less invasive than traditional heart surgery.
After spending 10 hours in the care of highly-skilled surgeons and their amazing scientific tools, Robertson released the following statement:
"Only the prayers of thousands of believing people kept me on this earth."
On behalf of rational human beings everywhere, allow me to invite Pat Robertson to go fuck himself and his heart.
