Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Aw, Hims Has A Girlfwiend

LaBoof has been fucking Carey Mulligan, the British actress with whom he is starring in the new Wall Street sequel, cleverly named Wall Street 2.

She's cute. She's got big early Oscar buzz for her performance in An Education. She seems like a serious sort. She's not some skanky ho like Megan Fox. And, most importantly, she doesn't mind mangled fingers on a dude.

Way to go LaBoof. Try not to accidentally kill her.