You might want to put down your powdered doughnut for this one, cause it's a shocker. Okay, take a deep breath, get ready for it:A friend of Jennifer Aniston has revealed that the actress has no interest in dating "normal men" and only fucks guys she thinks will keep her on the front page of the tabloids.
"She goes after the hottest thing of the moment," the snitch revealed, "what she knows will get her the most time in the spotlight."
Hence her pursuit of Bradley Cooper, before Bradley brushed her off in favor of Renee Zellweger. Hence the relationship with John Mayer. Hence her embarrassing fawning over Gerard Butler. Hence pretty much everything she'd had in her life for the last couple of decades, including Brad Pitt.
Just when you thought Aniston couldn't get anymore pitiful...
