Macaulay Culkin is denying tabloid reports that his sperm was donated to create Michael Jackson's youngest son Blanket."The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge," Culkin's reps said in response to media requests.
Okay, so Macaulay's sperm wasn't responsible for Blanket - as far as he knows. But isn't it possible that Michael gathered a sample of Macaulay's stuff without him knowing it?
Let's say Michael had Macaulay over for one of their little slumber parties. Slipped him some extra-potent Jesus Juice. Used some kind of extraction gear normally reserved for zoo animals. Mac wakes up, a little hungover but completely oblivious to the outrage perpetrated against him.
Can you prove it didn't happen?
