Chris Brown told Larry King that he doesn't remember beating Rihanna. He's like me when I slam an entire giant pan of fudge and afterward I say I can't remember it when in fact I really remember it but I'm just ashamed to admit that I did it. Only difference is, when I destroy fudge, it's only fudge I'm destroying, not some ho's face.
You think Larry King ever gets sick of being lied to? Nah, what does he care. As long as the money keeps rolling in and the Viagra keeps working.
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