From Page 6: Joe Simpson is trying to sell American Idol on the idea of replacing Paula Abdul with his dumb-ass daughter Jessica. I've barely ever watched American Idol, but don't you at least have to be able to speak in complete sentences to be a judge on that show? Don't you have to know at least a little bit about good singing? Don't you have to be more than a pair of tits hovering a foot above a pair of cut-offs?
Monday, August 17, 2009
The White Paula
From Page 6: Joe Simpson is trying to sell American Idol on the idea of replacing Paula Abdul with his dumb-ass daughter Jessica. I've barely ever watched American Idol, but don't you at least have to be able to speak in complete sentences to be a judge on that show? Don't you have to know at least a little bit about good singing? Don't you have to be more than a pair of tits hovering a foot above a pair of cut-offs?
