Someone broke into Lindsay Lohan's house, got into her safe and stole a bunch of stuff. Her daddy Michael thinks it's an inside job because the alarm was left off."I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family," Michael ranted. "Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop."
Lindsay Lohan, noted philanthropist?
Whatever. Michael's full of shit as always. And the people who robbed Lindsay? Probably people she stole from, just coming to get their shit back. Or maybe Lindsay got really wasted, didn't realize it was her house and robbed herself. Wouldn't shock me.
