Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Madonna Covers Up...Everything But Her Arms

Not sure what's up with Madonna's swimwear. I only know I wish she had extended the prudence to include her arms. Those things don't just give me nightmares, they give me daymares. I'll be standing there making Manwich or dusting (ha), and suddenly I'll see her arms, and the next thing I know my body is clenched up tighter than Glenn Beck's bowel when he sees Michelle Obama.