Thursday, August 20, 2009

Who Knew Reality Stars Could Be So Fucked Up?

Police are hunting for Ryan Jenkins, the former reality star who is suspected of having murdered his wife and stuffed her body in a suitcase.

The victim, Jasmine Fiore, was found over the weekend, and since then police have wanted to talk to Mr. Jenkins, a creepy real estate developer best-known for appearing on the shows Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Love Money 3.

Police think Jenkins has fled to Canada and are searching the border between Washington State and that fair Northern nation.

Just going by his face I'm going to say he's guilty. Going by Jasmine's face, I'm going to say one of her parents was from Neptune.