Friday, August 28, 2009

Douches & Hos

Crazy times at some joint called Guys & Dolls in Hollywood. TMZ says Brody Jenner got tasered after getting in a brawl with that piece of shit loser ex-convict Joe Francis. Jenner says the fight started because Francis was harassing his woman Jayde Nicole (who looks like a tranny doing a bad Megan Fox impersonation), and Jayde threw a drink on him, and Francis responded by dragging her to the floor by her hair and kicking her.

Joe Francis doesn't say anything because his ass is hiding out in Mexico.

Brody says he doesn't know who tasered him, but my money is on Francis. That's exactly the kind of candy ass thing Francis would do.

So gangsta, Joe Francis - tasering Brody Jenner because you're afraid he's going to punch your face in. God I hope that was some kind of probation violation for Francis. The thought of him being ass-raped in prison makes me tingly all over.