Robert Pattinson claims he isn't fucking K-Stew. In fact, Pattinson claims he isn't fucking anyone at all. He claims that, despite being a movie star, he can't get laid."I don't have a girlfriend," creepy Pattinson says. "I don't know why. You always think you're going to get more girls after you've made a movie and it never happens. You sit there and you're like 'I'm a big movie star and I want to go out with some models' but I don't know why that doesn't happen."
Sure Pattinson, you're not boning K-Stew on a nightly basis. And boning models and starlets on the nights when she isn't around. And boning everything else you can get your hands on if you happen to have a little downtime.
I love these young stars who try to act all modest about their sexual powers. They all claim they don't get as much tail as we think. Bullshit. They all get ten times more tail than we think. They pretty much fuck all the time.
