Jennifer Aniston is filming a movie called The Bounty with Gerard Butler. She made them write a scene where Butler kidnaps her, stuffs her in a trunk, drives out to a secluded wilderness and...has his way with her. Over and over. For months.
Oh, there's another big story about Jen: Apparently she is miffed at Bradley Cooper for rejecting her and taking up with Renee Zellweger. Jen and Bradley had one date together and evidently she thought it was the beginning of something. Bradley thought otherwise.
I know Aniston is nothing but a tall can of man repellent at this point, but, getting passed over in favor of that skeletal disaster area Zellweger? That's one I never thought I'd see. She must be even more desperate and pathetic than we think.