Chloe Sevigny and Jake Gyllenhaal are in Cannes on behalf of their movie Zodiac, which is showing in competition. Chloe, as usual, looks like an idiot. Oh, a big gold scorpion - cause the movie's called Zodiac. Gosh, you're so clever Chloe. Where the hell do you have your hand, by the way? Ew - give it up Chloe. Do you really think Jake wants you grabbing him? He wouldn't fuck you even if he did like girls.
