Let the Meltdown Begin

Miley Cyrus has had enough of her parents interfering with her personal life and is seeking to become emancipated. The main problem between Miley and her folks is that they think it's silly for a 16-year-old twit to be dating a 20-year-old underwear model and she disagrees. Miley's argument is that being a rich celebrity has forced her to "grow up fast" and she's now ready to handle her own business. Cause we all know that living the Hollywood lifestyle breeds super-maturity. Just look at Britney Spears. Can you say 5...4...3...2...1...meltdown? Sam Lutfi is already licking his chops.

What Is This Crap?

Getting sort of sick of all this normal Britney stuff. Dressing like a decent human being? Not wearing ratty extensions? No longer hanging out with lowlifes like Sam Lutfi and Alli Sims? You let us down Britney. You let us all down.

Freeze-Out

Britney is so over Sam Lutfi, the con artist who ran her life before her family swooped in and banished him. A restraining order has kept Lutfi far away from Britney for months, and now that order has expired...but though Britney's people aren't seeking an extension, they have made plain how Britney is supposed to feel about her former controller:

Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama 'Sam' Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future.

Well, Britney hasn't made anything clear to anyone, including herself, for a long time. So that means someone else made it clear to someone else that this is how it's going to be, and now they want that made clear to Mr. Lutfi. Which is probably a good thing given that, when Lutfi was in charge of Britney's life, he used to mix her medications himself, and wouldn't let her have a cell-phone charger in the house (but charged his own cell-phone straight off a car battery).

Sam Lutfi Barfs Nonsense Out His Sickening Mouth

Sam Lutfi's gravy train is currently resting comfortably in the nuthouse. So, with no one to drug into oblivion, Sam has turned to blabbing to celeb rags as a way of filling the empty hours.

Us Weekly caught up with Sam, who is currently under a restraining order which prevents him from visiting Batshitney in UCLA's ward for those suffering a marbles deficit. Sam spoke of the roller coaster ride Britney's life has become.

"In the depressive episodes, it's all crying," Lutfi said. "But in the manic episode, there's very little crying or sympathy or compassion. She becomes another person. She becomes somebody that just doesn't care about anybody or anything."

She becomes you in other words.

Sam explains the wacky British accent.

"The British accent is part of the mania," he adds. "She'll stick to the British accent because she becomes comfortable with it... But you know, when the pink wig comes on, it's getting bad."

How many times has he said that now?

Sam recalls the night they hauled his meal-ticket away.

"When I told her, she wrote me a note and put a big heart on it and it said, 'I love you, Sam. Are there people coming? Circle yes or no.' Oh, my God, it was funny, just the cutest little thing. I circled yes and I gave it back to her, and she looked at me and she's like, 'Oh, lord, here we go again.'"

She's 26-years-old Sam. There's nothing cute or funny about her employing a means of communication most people outgrow in junior high. Jesus, this guy is disgusting. Trying to act all tender-hearted when you know he's just this huge manipulating fiend. Could someone please just kill this fucking bastard and dump his body somewhere? O.J.? Anyone?

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Restraining Order Reveals Depth Of Lutfi Scumminess

Sam Lutfi has a restraining order against him on behalf of Britney Spears. A full copy of that order is now available for public consumption, and some of the stuff it alleges about Lutfi is pretty terrifying.

Here's the text of Lynne Spears's declaration, including an account of what went down in the days leading up to Britney being committed to UCLA's psych ward:

This past Monday night (January 28) [the order was issued last Friday], Britney's father Jamie and I (in separate cars) went to Britney's house in Beverly Hills because we had heard news reports that Britney had just been in a big fight with Osama Lutfi aka Sam Lutfi ("Sam"), the man who has inserted himself into my daughter's life, home, and finances, and that she was crying. We were very concerned about her safety. We arrived at the Summit Community gatehouse in BHPO at approximately 10 pm. I was with my friend, Jackie.

The guards at the gatehouse stopped us there for awhile. Jackie, Jamie and I finally proceeded to Britney's house and entered it. We were able to enter the house because it was not locked. Britney does not lock her doors and currently there are no security guards around her residence. Britney was not home. We found Sam, and Sam said as we walked in the door that Britney only wanted me to come to the house, and that she was afraid to see her dad.

Two or three paparazzi came into the house and entered the kitchen. They greeted Sam. The paparazzi then reported to Sam where Britney currently was. From the conversation between Sam and the paparazzi I determined that Sam had given Felipe (another paparazzi [sic]) one of Britney's cars to get her out of the house when he heard that Jamie and I were on our way to see Britney. I also understood from the conversation that Sam disabled all of Britney's cars (she has several at her residence).

Sam had told Britney that Jamie and I were coming to the house to do an intervention, and that Britney panicked and took off with Felipe. Another man named Chad Hardcastle was in the house.

I also heard during the evening that during Britney's and Sam's fight that evening, Sam had told Britney that she was an unfit mother, a piece of trash and a whore, that she cares more about Adnan, her current boyfriend, than she cares about her kids, and that she does not deserve her kids.

The paparazzi reported to Sam and addressed him with great respect. They treated him like a general. He instructed them to get her back to the house. They later told Sam that Britney was on her way back.

Britney then came back to the house with Adnan, who is also a paparazzi [sic]. Sam then told Jackie and me that we needed to do whatever he tells us. I objected. He then told me, "I'm the one who spends 24/7 with your daughter. I sleep in cars outside her house so she can't leave." Sam then said, "You people throw everyone under the bus, if you don't listen to me I'm going to make your name shit in the papers."

As I looked around the kitchen, I noticed that in the middle of the kitchen table there was a large car battery. At some point during the evening I learned that the car battery was there so Sam could charge his cell phone. Although Britney has several cell phones, he told us that he had disposed of all of the phone chargers and had made the house phones unworkable.

Sam told Jackie and me to tell Adnan to leave Britney alone and get the fuck out of the house. Jackie refused. Sam then said to tell Britney that Adnan is gay. Adnan stayed at the house a little while longer. Sam quietly said something to Adnan and Adnan promptly left the house.

Britney came into the room looking for Adnan. Sam told her that Adnan was in the bathroom. Britney then asked me, "Is Adnan gay?" While Britney was out of earshot, Sam told Jackie and me that we should pretend that Adnan was in the bathroom so Britney wouldn't leave.

Britney then became very agitated and could not stop moving. She cleaned the house. She changed her clothes many times. She also changed her three dogs' clothes many times. Britney spoke to me in a tone and with the level of understanding of a very young girl. Britney then picked up a bottle of pills and read part of the label and asked us, "What does insomnia mean?" Sam told her that the pills will help her stay awake.

Sam told Jackie and me that he grinds up Britney's pills, which were on the counter and included Risperdol [Risperdal] and Seroquel. He told us that he puts them in her food and that was the reason she had been quiet for the last three days (she had been sleeping). He told us that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced [meant drug-induced] coma so that they could then give her the drugs to heal her brain.

Sam then encouraged us to sit down on the sofa and to do "tequila shots." Jackie and I said we did not want to. Britney seemed to follow our lead. Sam then got some wine out and said, "Let's all do toasts with wine." Britney said that she didn't want to, she wanted a pretty glass. Sam found a glass with a stem and poured wine for Britney when we were not looking. Britney refused to drink her wine and asked to drink mine.

Shortly afterward, Sam went back into the kitchen and was standing behind a raised bar so that we could not see what his hands were doing on the counter. From what I could see, it looked like he was crushing something on the counter. Sam then said to Britney, "Let's go upstairs," and Britney followed him. Britney had calmed down by the time she went upstairs.

A little while later, Britney came downstairs. She seemed agitated again and told us that she wanted to go Rite Aid for lipsticks. It was now past midnight. Jackie and I said we would take her. Sam told us that he wanted to follow us in his car. We told him that he shouldn't because the paparazzi were in front of the neighbor's house and would harass us. As we were about to drive off, Sam jumped into the backseat of the car. The paparazzi followed. Sam and I were sitting in the backseat, with Chad as well. He told me that he gave Britney something (when they were upstairs) to make her more light-hearted, happy, and fun. We entered Rite Aid and Britney chose her lipstick. The manager said it is dangerous out there, which it was. When Britney gave the cashier her credit card, the cashier told her it was not working. I paid for the lipstick and the manager told us we could leave through the side door so no one could see us. Sam insisted we leave through the front door and he put his arms around Britney and me for the paparazzi to take pictures. I disengaged as quickly as I could.

Sam told me, "You'd better learn that I control everything. I control Howard Grossman, Britney's business manager. I control her attorneys and the security guards at the gate. They don't listen to Britney, they listen to me. That's why Jamie was gone tonight."

At another point that evening, Sam bragged to me that he is the one who receives Britney's checks and that one of them was for me. I told Sam that I hadn't gotten any checks from Britney. Sam then told me that they are in his car. He told me that if he weren't in the house to give Britney her medicine, she would kill herself. Then he said to me, "If you try to get rid of me, she'll be dead and I'll piss on her grave."

He then proclaimed that he has been in the family for a year and that he has done nothing but good for Britney. At this point it was two or three in the morning. Britney was meandering around the house. She would let me hug her, but she was out of it.

At one point during the night, Sam was screaming at me and Britney said to me, "Sam treats me like that." Then she picked up her house phone and said, "Look at the phone, it doesn't work." Sam then blamed the dead phone on Britney. Jackie spoke up and said to Sam, "You said you cut the phone wire."

Britney then said again at some point during the night, "When do I get to see my babies?" Sam answered, "Wednesday." Britney then said, "What do I have to do to see them?" Sam responded, "Take the pills I tell you to take." Britney said, "I don't like the pills and I don't like the psychiatrist. Can't I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?" Sam responded, "If I told you to take 10 pills a day, you should do what I tell you to see your babies." Jackie then said, "Britney, your parents can help you find a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist needs to get to know you to give you the right medicine." Sam then raised his voice and said, "Why don't you get back with Kevin."

Britney then said, "I'll do anything to get them back."

At some point during the evening, Sam said that Britney decided that he should be their manager.

Adnan has called me and told me he's worried about Britney. He told me that Sam hides the phones and tells her he has lost them. He also hides her dog, London. She looks for him all over the house crying and then Sam brings out the dog from the hiding place and acts like her savior.

While we were at Rite Aid, Britney went in an out of her British accent.

At 4:00 am, I was exhausted and wanted to leave. Sam blocked my car so I could not leave. I threatened to call Jamie to the house.

Britney said, "I want my daddy up here. I want to talk to my daddy." I reached Jamie on the phone and gave the phone to Britney. I heard her tell him that she wanted to see him. He said, "Right now baby?" and she said, "No." He said, "10:00 in the morning?" And she said, "No, noon."

I spent the rest of the night at Britney's house and for the first time in a very long time, when I lay down to sleep, I felt very agitated. I could not fall asleep at all. I felt like I had had coffee. Jackie, who had gone home earlier, told me that she also could not sleep at all and felt like she had had coffee.

Jamie came to pick me up the next morning. Jamie gave Britney a big hug and said to her, "Baby, you're okay?" Britney said, "I'm fine," then burst into tears.

To my knowledge, Britney never went to sleep that night and was very agitated most of the night.

Sam and Chad, however, slept in the "smoking room," a small room downstairs on the first floor of the house.

Later the next day, on January 29, Jackie showed me a text message she had received from Sam: "Thanks for telling Jamie all your bullshit. He just hit me. Now you guys did your deed. Much accomplished. Good job."

I did not see Britney again until I arrived at her house on Wednesday night after Sam called me and told me to come to the house. When we arrived, Britney seemed subdued. The police arrived and took her to the Neuro Psychiatric Institute at UCLA ("NPI"). While at NPI, I learned that Britney informed her doctor, Lee Sadja, MD, that she had also taken Aderol [Adderall].

Risperdal and Seroquel are used to treat schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. Adderall is for ADHD and depression.

Sam Lutfi is the king of dirtbags.

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Britney's House Robbed

Britney Spears's parents filed a report with Los Angeles police after discovering numerous "valuable" objects had gone missing from Britney's Beverly Hills home.

Lynne and Jamie, who just got done convincing the court to place Britney under Jamie's conservatorship while slapping a restraining order on her "manager" Sam Lutfi, believe the items were stolen after Britney was hauled off by the men in the white coats several days ago.

Police are currently processing the report. At this point, the LAPD might want to consider starting a special Britney Spears unit, given all the time they spend dealing with her shit.

By the way, who else thinks Sam Lutfi broke into the house and stole the stuff? He's probably in Mexico by now.

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Britney's Parents Get Restraining Order Against Sam Lutfi

Sam Lutfi's days of cheesing off Britney Spears would appear to be over. Today, a judge granted Britney's parents a 22-day restraining order against Lutfi, the shady character who appeared in Britney's life out of nowhere and basically took control of her existence. The order, obviously, bars Lutfi from visiting Spears in the hospital. TMZ reports that, at the end of the 22 days, Spears's parents can seek to make the order permanent.

So now Britney is in the loving care of her parents...

She's still screwed people.

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Britney Spears Dragged Off To Looney Bin

Britney Spears was hauled, apparently not kicking and screaming, off to the nuthouse last night. Why this would happen when Britney clearly isn't really crazy is beyond me. Maybe she just wanted a little rest from her endless campaign of pretend-insanity, and figured a short voluntary stint at UCLA Medical Center would do.

Yes, Britney went of her own free will. TMZ reports that, after the live-in shrink put in their call to the authorities, Brit made hot chocolate and waited calmly for the paramedics. The shrink apparently made the call because Britney hadn't slept in a couple of days. I wasn't aware that she slept at all, but okay.

TMZ now says that, a few weeks ago, Britney signed papers indicating she wanted her parents kept out of any medical decisions. This stemmed from a shoving match between her father Jamie and Sam Lutfi. On the one hand, I think Britney showed sound judgment in not wanting her parents involved - since they're the ones who got her in this mess in the first place. But giving authority to Sam Lutfi to make decisions on her behalf shows the opposite of sound judgment - in fact, I wouldn't be surprised to learn Lutfi was even at this moment on his way to Brazil, having transferred all Britney's money into his own off-shore accounts.

Britney Intervention Takes Unlikely Turn - Into Mercedes Dealership

Sleazy Sam Lutfi is involved in some kind of bizarre tug-of-war with Britney Spears's family over control of the apparently downward-spiraling pop-star's life. According to TMZ, Britney's mother Lynne and other members of the Spears clan are, even as we speak, staging some kind of intervention in hopes of getting Britney into treatment (the joke's on them cause she ain't a crazy person - she only plays one on the Internet). But Lutfi obviously doesn't want the intervention to succeed. In some kind of wacked-out strategic move, Lutfi convinced Britney - in the middle of the intervention - to head to a Mercedes dealership and shop for a new car. And Lynne even went along!

This is a genius ploy by Lutfi. Why? Think of what he's saying to Britney by making her go out to buy a new Mercedes. "This is a great life ain't it Brit?" Lutfi is telling her. "Spending your money as you see fit. Being extravagant. Answering to no one. But if they take control of your life, all that ends."

Lutfi is desperate to keep his spot in the poshest car on the Britney Spears gravy train. So he has to fight Lynne and the others. It's a gosh dang battle for Britney's soul y'all, and it's happening right in front of us!

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More Staged Britney Nonsense

Tonight we bring you another episode of Britney Spears: Ride the Crazy Train. In the latest installment, Britney has a confrontation with her manager Sam Lutfi. A distraught Brit calls boyfriend Adnan Ghalib to come over straight away and rescue her from the enraged Sam. But Sam tells the security guards to keep Adnan out. And someone calls the LAPD to keep back all the paps trying to get a picture of the mayhem!

Adnan's photo agency releases a statement explaining his role in the tomfoolery:

Adnan did not try to break into Britney’s house. Anyone who claims that to be the case has been severely misinformed.

The truth is that Sam Lutfi started an argument with Britney and the two ended up in a screaming fight. Sam continued to verbally abuse Britney as she sat barefoot on the curb at her Summit home crying holding her dog London.

Britney called Adnan for help and he heard the distress in her voice and drove to the Summit immediately. While outside the gates he was denied access as Sam Lutfi had informed the guards that he was not allowed entry. When Adnan then tried to call Britney it seems that Sam had turned all of her cell phones off.

Oh my God...what will happen next?

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Britney Spears Is Getting Treatment

Britney's shady pal Sam Lutfi has told Barbara Walters that Britney is starting treatment for mental issues.

"There is a man named Sam Lutfi, who is the manager and very good friend of Britney," Walters said today on The View. "He has been staying with her constantly.

"He got in touch with us... I can't vouch for this... He seemed to be very knowledgeable and he certainly was very nice.

"He said Britney was suffering from what he describes as mental issues which are treatable.

"He said that she has been to a psychiatrist and ... I assume she is starting some kind of treatment.

"She has been having mood swings. She has been having some kind of trouble sleeping."

There are several alarming things about this. One, Sam Lutfi is now acting as Britney's spokesman. Two, Lutfi has Barbara Walters's number. Three, Barbara Walters is repeating shit Sam Lutfi told her. Four, Barbara Walters is still on the air. Five, Barbara Walters is still above ground.

All lies. Everyone knows by now that Britney is not crazy and the whole thing is an act. Lutfi was simply helping to perpetuate the fiction of Britney's insanity by contacting Walters and telling her this crap. And why Walters? Because she is old and senile and no longer possesses even a shred of journalistic judgment. If some random person called Barbara and told her Vladimir Putin had been caught in a love-nest with Condoleezza Rice, Barbara would not even bother trying to find a corroborating source. She would go on the air with the story as if it were the gospel truth.

As for Britney...she hasn't ripped her clothes off in public lately, so that's good right?

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Britney's Pal Lutfi A Real Piece Of Work

Alleged film producer Sam Lutfi has attached himself to Britney Spears like a barnacle to the hull of a leaky ship, even showing up at the pop-wreck's birthday party the other night at Scandanavian Style Mansion. Obviously, Britney isn't very careful about who she hangs around with, cause this Lutfi fellow - he's shadier than Michael Lohan times ten. A new US Weekly story profiles Mr. Lutfi, revealing certain disturbing details about his past, including his history of verbal and physical abuse against folks who get on his bad side.

US says Lutfi, who sometimes goes by the name Osama N. Lutti, has had two restraining orders filed against him by people he allegedly attacked. One, a professional acquaintance named Jumana Issa, said Lutfi harassed her with obscene e-mails, faxes and voice mails, and for a stretch of time would call her number and hang up as many as 30 times a day. A second person, Lutfi's former neighbor Douglas Snoland, claimed Lutfi kicked his door down after a dispute over a towed car, then threatened to kill his 73-year-old disabled mother. Lutfi at one point allegedly said to Snoland:

I will beat your ass ... Your mother is a fucking old hag. You are a faggot. You will regret the day you ever met me.

I'm sure Lutfi was not wrong in that last prediction.

As to Lutfi's supposed career as a film producer...his one credit came for a movie named Bug Buster, but according to that movie's actual producer, Lutfi was only a paid assistant. Said the producer of Lutfi:

He was a hustler type, a fast-talking kid.

And he's apparently fast-talked his way right into Britney's inner-circle, raising alarm bells among those in Britney's life who are still able to think clearly. A source said Britney's parents are frightened by Lutfi, and know he is only trying to take advantage of their little angel. Presumably, their attempts at talking sense to Britney about this obvious con-artist have fallen on willfully deaf ears.

What I want to know is, where's Cousin Alli in all this? She has to be upset about Lutfi muscling in on her action, right? Better Britney get her blood sucked by someone like Alli than this Lutfi bastard, who sounds like he'd beat the hell out of her if given half a reason. But who knows - maybe Lutfi and Sims are in cahoots. Wouldn't shock me to find out they were shacked up together. I wouldn't trust either one of them farther than I could throw them.

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