Saturday, February 2, 2008
Britney's House Robbed
Britney Spears's parents filed a report with Los Angeles police after discovering numerous "valuable" objects had gone missing from Britney's Beverly Hills home.
Lynne and Jamie, who just got done convincing the court to place Britney under Jamie's conservatorship while slapping a restraining order on her "manager" Sam Lutfi, believe the items were stolen after Britney was hauled off by the men in the white coats several days ago.
Police are currently processing the report. At this point, the LAPD might want to consider starting a special Britney Spears unit, given all the time they spend dealing with her shit.
By the way, who else thinks Sam Lutfi broke into the house and stole the stuff? He's probably in Mexico by now.
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