Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Sam Lutfi Barfs Nonsense Out His Sickening Mouth
Sam Lutfi's gravy train is currently resting comfortably in the nuthouse. So, with no one to drug into oblivion, Sam has turned to blabbing to celeb rags as a way of filling the empty hours.
Us Weekly caught up with Sam, who is currently under a restraining order which prevents him from visiting Batshitney in UCLA's ward for those suffering a marbles deficit. Sam spoke of the roller coaster ride Britney's life has become.
"In the depressive episodes, it's all crying," Lutfi said. "But in the manic episode, there's very little crying or sympathy or compassion. She becomes another person. She becomes somebody that just doesn't care about anybody or anything."
She becomes you in other words.
Sam explains the wacky British accent.
"The British accent is part of the mania," he adds. "She'll stick to the British accent because she becomes comfortable with it... But you know, when the pink wig comes on, it's getting bad."
How many times has he said that now?
Sam recalls the night they hauled his meal-ticket away.
"When I told her, she wrote me a note and put a big heart on it and it said, 'I love you, Sam. Are there people coming? Circle yes or no.' Oh, my God, it was funny, just the cutest little thing. I circled yes and I gave it back to her, and she looked at me and she's like, 'Oh, lord, here we go again.'"
She's 26-years-old Sam. There's nothing cute or funny about her employing a means of communication most people outgrow in junior high. Jesus, this guy is disgusting. Trying to act all tender-hearted when you know he's just this huge manipulating fiend. Could someone please just kill this fucking bastard and dump his body somewhere? O.J.? Anyone?
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