Various sources have placed Alli Sims at Britney's house during her psychotic episode last night, and some have even gone as far as to say Alli herself was responsible for breaking down the door to Britney's room. None of it is true says Sims. She told Us Weekly:
I absolutely was not there. And even if I was there I would not have banged down the door with a hammer, that's not my style. I would have knocked!
You would not have banged down the door with a hammer, Alli, because it's impossible to bang down doors with hammers unless you're amazingly strong or the door is incredibly crappy or you have a really good hammer. Oh, but I can just imagine you doing it even though it isn't your style. I can just see you with some little girlie pink piece of shit from your little girlie I Can Fix-It toolbox clacking daintily away on Britney's door until she finally comes out and tells you to go away cause she's got a headache and the leprechauns are singing to her again. Are all these people completely brainless?
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