Britney's opportunistic bitch of a cousin Alli Sims has reportedly landed a reality show, whose concept is described as "a female version of Entourage, but for real." And the big news is that Alli has talked Britney herself into appearing on the show.
Does the term "soul-crushingly tedious" mean anything to anyone?
Oh yeah, like my life isn't already miserable enough - now I'm gonna waste my time watching Alli Sims run around acting like she's a big deal on television. Hello? What network is this crap even going to be on? Doesn't say in the story. Hmm...little suspicious. Wonder if this shit is even true.
Assuming the show is real...I wonder if Britney is actually aware that she's "agreed" to be on it. It's more likely that Alli slipped Britney something so she wouldn't know she was being filmed. Be a shock for Britney when she actually sees it.
"Hey, that's me. Damn, I'm a fucking mess y'all."
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