What is Dax Shepard's mysterious power? I don't know. Maybe he's got giant long droopy balls like Cisco. Whatever the nature of Dax's sack, he surely has a way with the cute Hollywood blondes. First he bagged Kate Hudson (driving Owen Wilson to attempt suicide by snogging her in public), and now he's riding around on golf carts with Veronica Mars on his lap. God, what I wouldn't give for Veronica to get pissed and zap him with her bitchy lightning powers. Electrocute that dorky sumbitch Veronica!
