Sick freak Joe Simpson is telling his daughter Ashlee to dump her boyfriend Pete Wentz - not because he thinks girly-man Pete is bad for her, but because he wants Ashlee single so he can pitch a reality show in which men would compete for her hand.
And who would be the contestants on this show anyway? 13 dopey guys between the ages of 21-35...and one older fellow in a wig and moustache who calls himself "Moe Grimpson." And guess who would win? I think we all know.
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