Thursday, January 3, 2008

Hudgens Traumatized By Naughty Pic Scandal


Vanessa Hudgens claims to have learned her lesson in the wake of the naughty-pic scandal that transformed her from a squeaky-clean Disney channel starlet into a notorious Internet skank. The slut told Seventeen magazine:

It was very traumatic, and I am extremely upset it happened. I hope all my fans can learn from my mistake and make smart decisions.

Oh stop it Vanessa. You regret that whole "scandal" the same way I would regret getting cornholed by Clive Owen. Shit girl, that crap was the best thing that ever could've happened to you and you know it. This P.R. nonsense of yours is so disingenuous and lame it actually gives me a stomach ache. By the way, what's it like being Zac Efron's beard? Just curious.

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