Thursday, January 3, 2008

Mischa Goes To Church


Mischa Barton thinks she has an image she needs to rehab after her DUI arrest, so lately she's been photographed doing lots of wholesome stuff like playing with puppies and going to church (above). Next I expect her to visit some orphans or perhaps judge apple pies at a county fair.

The sad thing for Mischa is that the DUI deal is about the most interesting thing that's ever happened to her in her whole pathetic useless life. She needs to come to grips with the fact that no one cares about her. The best she can hope for now is a supporting role on Gossip Girls as someone's trampy older sister. Otherwise she's Tara Reid without the fake tits.