Amy Winehouse is back in England after taking a few weeks off to soak up the sun in the Caribbean...in the company of her former flame George Roberts.
And yes, Amy's husband Blake Fielder-Civil is still in jail, facing various charges including assault and attempting to pervert the course of justice through bribery. How do you think Blake felt when he found out his wife was off enjoying herself on the beach with her old boyfriend while he was eating jailhouse gruel and getting raped in the ass three times a day?
If you had, "not very happy," you are a freaking genius.
Making matters worse for Blake, the dumb-ass was recently caught by guards drinking toilet hooch and making calls on a mobile phone he wasn't supposed to have, and got sent to solitary for it. I'm sure all that time spent in his own wormy company caused Blake to reflect deeply upon his situation. Or maybe he just jerked off a lot.
Meanwhile, the news for Amy is only getting better. Not only did she just enjoy a long vacation in paradise including wild sex with her boyfriend, but it was recently announced that she will not face charges of conspiring with Blake in his little bribery scam. Dang. And Blake can't even drown his sorrows with his homemade rotgut anymore. Guess he'll have to content himself with a good old-fashioned butt-reaming. Lucky fucker.
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