Jamie Lynn Spears was unable to negotiate a deal to sell the first pictures of her newborn Maddie Briann...so she did the next best thing by throwing some of them up on MySpace. I'm sure this will encourage several more pregnancy pacts - as if the world isn't already filled with enough brats. Jesus, what ever happened to chastity belts? And now we don't even have George Carlin to make sense of it for us. I feel like throwing myself off a bridge today.
