Fat useless cow Lily Allen refuses to admit that she was drunk of her own volition the other night at the Glamour Awards when she had to be carried out of the place, but insists that someone added extra kick to her booze without her knowledge.
"I don't know what happened, maybe I was spiked," the dipshit said. "I don't remember a thing. I can normally get really drunk, but not like that."
Lily normally cuts herself off before she completely loses motor function.
Does she honestly think anyone believes that?
"The worrying thing was that I was like a dead weight. I have been out so many times and got drunk and never ended up like that," Lily continues.
"What was worse was that the cab just drove off with only me in it. My brother and my mates were not with me.
"I didn't have my house keys or my bag, so I felt totally vulnerable. When I finally got home I just passed out."
It's no problem not having your house keys Lily...you just break into your own garage like Amy Winehouse.
By the way, do you think you could stop bragging about your drinking for five minutes? What are you a sailor?
